Fire up the engines, honey, it's time to take this book on the road!

In about a month, I am the very lucky author who gets to visit 20 cities in 12 days, and (fingers crossed, toes crossed, jumping up and down) meet hundreds and hundreds of you guys in the process.

I am not sure exactly how the cities were chosen, except that I do know that an effort was made to get me to a couple of places I had not visited before.
There are three kinds of events on this tour. Because I write for teenagers, my smart publishers went to a lot of trouble to get me in front of them. I will be visiting 7 high schools in the course of this visit. (It was supposed to be 8, but administrators at one school apparently got spooked because of the nature of my books.) These SCHOOL EVENTS are not open to the public. Sorry. I wish they were.

A STOCK SIGNING is kind of a drive-by signing. It is not a formal book signing, but booksellers don't seem to mind if people show up. Generally, the author sprints from the car to the store, signs a lot of books, gets to hang out with the booksellers (who tend to be very interesting people), then sprints back to the car.

A PUBLIC EVENT, is, well, open to the public. That means you and everybody you know are invited to hang out. Bring the dog, too. I like dogs.
If you see a gap of a couple of hours between events, I am sad to report it does not mean I can get together with you for coffee. Every minute of this tour is spoken for between traveling, speaking, lunches and dinners with librarians and booksellers, and - occasionally - sleep.

Enough babbling, let's get to it!

TWISTED TOUR, Mar. 20 – April 1, 2007


Tuesday, March 20 - fly half-way across the country. Try not to bore people sitting next to me with details of the new book. However, if stuck on tarmac for more than an hour, volunteer to hold plane spellbound by reading the first 15 chapters out loud.

Wednesday, March 21 - Arkansas & Mississippi

8am - SCHOOL EVENT - Blytheville, AK
Sponsored by: That Bookstore

11am - STOCK SIGNING: That Bookstore
316 W. Main, Blytheville, AR 72315 Tel:(870) 763-3333

7:00pm - PUBLIC EVENT!: Books-A-Million
135 Towne Square Boulevard, Southaven, MS 38671 (suburb of Memphis, TN) Tel:(662) 536-1888

Thursday, March 22 - Mississippi

10:30 am - SCHOOL EVENT, kinda sorta
Young Authors Fair – Oxford Conference for the Book
Gertrude Castellow Ford Center for the Performing Arts, 100 University Ave., P.O. Box 1848, University, MS 38677-1848 Tel:(662) 915-2787

Midday - super-special treat for me which I will be raving about endlessly, I swear. Man, oh, man. It is going to be faulking amazing. (Yes, that was a hint, duh.)

3:30 pm - PUBLIC EVENT: Square Books, Jr.
160 Courthouse Square, Oxford, MS, 38655 Tel: (662) 236-2207

Friday, March 23 - Florida

12:30 pm - SCHOOL EVENT: - Miami, FL
Sponsored by: Barnes & Noble West Kendall

Barnes & Noble West Kendall Kendall Village West, 12405 N Kendall Drive, Miami, FL 33186 Tel: (305) 598-7727

7:00 pm - AMAZING PUBLIC EVENT, including a Battle of the Bands as well as a booksigning! 20% of the money from my book sales that evening will be donated to The Children's Home Society of Florida Please bring a new or gently used book to donate to the Society. If you do, you'll get a raffle ticket. The store is going to raffle off some Miami Heat tickets, a gift certificate to American Apparel, and other stuff. (Isn't this great?)
Where will this awesome thing happen?
Books & Books 265 Aragon Ave. Coral Gables, FL 33134 Tel: (305) 442-4408

Saturday, March 24 - Kentucky & Ohio

12:00pm PUBLIC EVENT: Blue Marble Bookstore
1356 S. Ft. Thomas Avenue, Ft. Thomas, KY 41075 Tel: (859) 781-0602

3:00pm PUBLIC EVENT: Joseph-Beth Booksellers
2692 Madison Rd. Cincinnati, OH 45208 Tel: (513) 731-7770

5:30 pm PUBLIC EVENT: Blue Manatee Children's Bookstore
3054 Madison Rd. Cincinnati, OH 45209 Tel: (513) 731-2665

Sunday, March 25 - Ohio

2:00 pm PUBLIC EVENT: Books & Co. The Greene Town Center
4453 Walnut Street Dayton, Ohio 45440 Tel:(937) 429-2169

6:00 pm PUBLIC EVENT: Signing at Upper Arlington High School (open to public)
1650 Ridgeview Rd. Upper Arlington, OH 43221
Sponsored by:Cover to Cover
Cover to Cover 3560 North High Street Columbus, OH 43214-4041 Tel: (614) 263-1624

Monday, March 26
- Michigan
12:00pm – SCHOOL EVENT - Lapeer, MI
Sponsored by: Halfway Down the Stairs
Halfway Down the Stairs114 E. 4th St. Rochester, MI 48307 Tel: (248) 652-6066

7:00pm - PUBLIC EVENT! Signing at Southfield Public Library
26300 Evergreen Rd. Southfield, MI 48076Tel: (248) 796-4240
Sponsored by: The Book Beat
The Book Beat 26010 Greenfield Oak Park, MI 48237 Tel: (248) 968-1190

Tuesday, March 27 - Michigan
3:30 pm - PUBLIC EVENT: Borders/Birmingham
34300 Woodward Birmingham, MI 48009 Tel: (248) 203-0005

7:00 pm - PUBLIC EVENT: Nicola’s Books
Westgate Shopping Center 2513 Jackson Ave. Ann Arbor, MI 48103 Tel: (734) 662-0600

Wednesday, March 28 - Illinois & Missouri
4:30pm PUBLIC EVENT: Piece of Mind Books
1530 Troy Rd. Edwardsville, IL 62025 Tel: (618) 656-7277

7:00 pm PUBLIC EVENT: Signing at St. Louis Public Library - Buder Branch
4401 Hampton Ave. St. Louis, MO 63109 Tel: (314) 539-0380
Sponsored by: Left Bank Books
Left Bank Books 399 N. Euclid St. Louis, MO 63108 Tel: (314) 367-6731


Thursday, March 29
- TEXAS!
10:30am - SCHOOL EVENT – Houston, TX
Sponsored by: Blue Willow Bookshop
Blue Willow Bookshop14532 Memorial Dr. Houston, TX 77079 Tel: (281) 497-8675

1:30pm - ANOTHER SCHOOL EVENT - Houston, TX
Sponsored by: Brazos Bookstore

4:00pm - PUBLIC EVENT: Brazos Bookstore
2421 Bissonnet Houston, TX 77005 Tel: (713) 523-0701

Friday, March 30 - Texas
2:00pm - SCHOOL EVENT - Austin, TX
Sponsored by: Book People

4pm STOCK SIGNING - Book People
603 North Lamar Blvd. Austin, TX 78703 Tel: (512) 472-5050

Saturday, March 31 - California
4:00 pm PUBLIC EVENT: Kepler’s Books
1010 El Camino Real Menlo Park CA 94025 Tel: (650) 324-4321 VERY STOKED ABOUT THIS ONE!

7:30 pm: PUBLIC EVENT: Books Inc.<lj user="notyourmothers">
601 Van Ness Ave. San Francisco, CA 94102 Tel: (415) 776-1111

Sunday, April 1
Fly home.
Sleep on plane.
Drool all over self.
Sign cocktail napkins in a daze.
Sign walls of airplane bathroom in stupor. Sign face of appalled flight attendant.
Get arrested.
Sleep in squad car.
Read TWISTED out loud to cell mates.
Have husband bail me out.
Start writing new book.

Signings after the Official Tour

Saturday, April 28 - New York
6:00pm - River’s End Bookstore
19 W Bridge St Oswego, NY 13126 Tel:(315) 342-0077

Friday, May 11 - Pennsylvania
6:00pm PUBLIC EVENT: The Moravian Book Shop
428 Main St. Bethlehem, PA 18018 Tel: (610) 866-5481