Theo's first mistake was teaching his parrot (Eowyn) the "F" word. Now all the bird says is "F" this and "F" that and every morning as he gets his coffee, a big "F" you. Oh yeah the bird knows how to say "hello" and "hey theo". All that means it the dialog usually goes like this:

Eowyn:"Hello."

Theo: "Hello there."

Eowyn: "Hey Theo."

Theo: "Hey."

Eowyn: "F-you".

Theo: "F-you too".

Eowyn: "Ha ha ha ha".

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Peace.

PS: Never teach your bird the "F" word.